My Old Man Ringtones

My old man wore three piece whistles He was never home for long Drove a bus for London Transport He knew where he belonged Number eighteeen down to Euston Double decker move along Double decker move along My old man Later on he drove a Roller Chauffeuring for foreign men Dropped his aitches on occasion Said "Cor blimey!" now and then Did the crossword in the Standard At the airport in the rain At the airport in the rain My old man Wouldn't ever let his governors Call him 'Billy', he was proud Personal reasons make a difference His last boss was allowed Perhaps he had to keep his distance Made a racket when he rowed Made a racket when he rowed My old man My old man My old man was fairly handsome He smoked too many cigs Lived in one room in Victoria He was tidy in his digs Had to have an operation When his ulcer got too big When his ulcer got too big My old man My old man Seven years went out the window We met as one to one Died before we'd done much talking Relations had begun All the while we thought about each other All the best, mate, from your son All the best, mate, from your son My old man My old man

He was a giant And I was just a kid I was always trying To do everything he did I can still remember every lesson he taught me Growing up learning how to be Like my old man He was a lion We were our father's pride But I was defiant When he made me walk the line He knew how to lift me up And when to let me fall Looking back, he always had a plan My old man My old man Feel the callous on his hands And dusty overalls My old man Now I finally understand I have a lot to learn From my old man Now I'm a giant Got a son of my own He's always trying To go everywhere I go Do the best I can to raise him up the right way Hoping that he someday wants to be Like his old man My old man I know one day we'll meet again As he's looking down My old man I hope he's proud of who I am I'm trying to fill the boots of my old man My old man

Well, look at us, we're so fake now We're hiding in the shadows Talking to ourselves Now I see spirits glow Taking tokes till my head chills Gotta filter the show Yeah, it's out of control, but I got Something in my head I got you in my head Dreams in the summer Thought it never would end I got you in my mind We came from the stardust We're never fading in time It's all in my mind Well, look at us, we made some cash Welcome to the desert Yeah, where the paper is ash And you got it figured out Yeah, I wish that I would follow Those dreams I had But my wills gone bad And all those days we spent Running form the monsters inside our heads And all the wasted time We couldn't see it all lived inside our minds I got you in my head Dreams in the summer Thought it never would end And I got you in my mind We came from the stardust We're never fading in time I got you in my head Dreams in the summer Thought it never would end And I got you in my mind We came from the stardust We're never fading in time

I dont know too much about, Too much of my old man I know he walked right out the door We never saw him again Last I heard he was at the bar Doing himself in I know I've got that same disease I guess I got that from him. This is the story of my old man Just like his father before him I'm telling you, Do anything you can So you don't end up just like them, Like them. Monday he woke up and hated life Drank until Wednesday and left his wife Thursday through Saturday lost everything Woke up on Sunday miserable again. I remember baseball games And working on the car He told that he loved me And that I would go far Showed me how to work hard and Stick up for myelf I wish he wasn't too hard To listen to himself. This is the story of my old man Just like his father before him I'm telling you, Do anything you can So you don't end up just like them, Like them Monday he woke up and hated life Drank until Wednesday and left his wife Thursday through Saturday lost everything Woke up on Sunday miserable again Again Again Uh Someday he'll wish that he made things right (Made things right) Long for his family and miss his wife (Miss his wife) Remember the days he had eveything (Everything) Now he's alone and Miserable again

I once knew a man Been everywhere in the world Gave me a tiny ivory ball Said it would bring me good Never believed it would until I have been loving you Dear old man He'd seen most everything Gave me a piece of good advice Said it would do me well I couldn't really tell until I have been loving you Now it seems Things are not so strange I can see more clearly Suddenly I've found my way I know the old man would laugh He spoke of love's sweeter days And in his eloquent way I think he was speaking of you You are so lovely You didn't have to say a thing But I remember that old man Telling me he'd seen the light Gave me a small brown leather book Insisted that he was right I only heard him slightly 'Til I heard you whisper Took you up all in my arms Dear old man Wise old man Fine old man, now